When did Androgyny replace Anarchy?

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Re: When did Androgyny replace Anarchy?

Postby fable2 » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:03 pm

Elaura wrote:Fable, while it's true the more weight a muscle (like the heart) or a joint has to move, the harder it has to work; it is a mistake for your wife to feel the fault is entirely hers to bear. Despite what our culture attempts to force us to believe, being overweight is not a choice. It is as much a disease to be treated by a specialist as anorexia, or a brain tumor.


Oh, no--she doesn't feel the fault is hers. She knows the body type she has, and that her knees limit the amount of exercise she can get. And I've been very supportive. But it's a catch-22: she has to get the weight down for her knees to hold up better and permit a reasonable degree of aerobic exercise, while her knees prevent her from getting the kind of exercise she should to get the weight down. :shrug:

Come spring, it'll be a bit easier. The weather will permit walking. I take my pace by her speed, though I'm supposed to be doing it much faster to get any cardio benefit (and though my heart attack 9 years ago was a small one, there's 90% blockage at a three way junction that can't be dealt with by a stent--ugh.) I just wish there was some easy way to get her weight down to what would be safe for her, but nothing's ever really easy, is it?
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Re: When did Androgyny replace Anarchy?

Postby KendraD » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:41 pm

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So, whaddya think... Did Santa eat all of his former reindeer to get fat, or was it just a matter of too many cookies left by the mantle? Or is it just the way Santa is as a result of his metabolism? Will we be seeing Santa buying into Jenny Craig or Slimfast sometime soon in order to be considered "hot" by the ladies? ...and if he does lose weight, get a nice six-pack goin', will he still seem jolly, or will it be like the Terminator just came down your chimney?
"Better watch out, better not cry,"
"Santa terminator is comin to town..."

Imagine an Arnold Santa wearing wrap around shades, built like Mr Universe, jacking a shell into a shotgun and saying "So, have you been good this year Johnny?"

Where is all this going? Damned if I know, I think I lost it ...but I'm having fun... :chinscratch:

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KendraD wrote:I would, Eating crackers in bed is rude... cause the crumbs get in places they shouldn't be, Damnit!
Sit on the floor or in the chair, eat your crackers, THEN come back to bed! lol


hey, half of the fun is involved in getting rid of the crumbs... Just dependds on how you go about it, eh?


First, I think it's a combo of the cookies and milk (that whole milk is KILLER on the weight) and the fact that he's a norther Elf... they tend to carry more weight simply because the fat layer is insulation from the cold... same for the beard... gotta keep the face warm as he's whipping along at 6,000,000,000 mph to get all those gifts delivered in one night all over the world... AND they seem to forget he's got "variable geometry" in his body... seeing as how he can slide down a stovepipe, or chimney, I think he can get VERY Effin' Skinny, if he needs to. lol

Now, about the crackers... If you've never had cracker crumbs in your kitty, and had someone try to lick them out, and ended up with cuts and scratches all over that OH SO sensitive area of your bod... then I don't think you really understand why I would say "NO F*CKING WAY yer eating crackers in my bed!" LOL :D
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Re: When did Androgyny replace Anarchy?

Postby neildarkstar » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:15 pm

KendraD wrote: snip...
Now, about the crackers... If you've never had cracker crumbs in your kitty, and had someone try to lick them out, and ended up with cuts and scratches all over that OH SO sensitive area of your bod... then I don't think you really understand why I would say "NO F*CKING WAY yer eating crackers in my bed!" LOL :D


Which of course is why very special care is taken, and may also lead to good clean fun in the shower... :biggrin:
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Re: When did Androgyny replace Anarchy?

Postby fable2 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:24 am

neildarkstar wrote:Which of course is why very special care is taken, and may also lead to good clean fun in the shower... :biggrin:


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